*deep throats breadsticks at dinner table*
I’m going to get a dog and name it “my boyfriend” so when people ask me what I’m doing, I can say ,”cuddling my boyfriend.”
"what are you doing"
"picking up my boyfriend’s poop"
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
or skin them and wear their face as a hat
people who refuse to watch anything animated because they think its for people under the age of 10 are living a sad unfulfilled life and i can only pray that one day they will be able to see the light