this is true love
Waiting for the marriage now
gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out
at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat
Walk up to the club like what up I gotta big sock
this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me.
U just want. Taco!
i think your dad might be going through his scene phase
its not a phase its who he is
where the fuck are the boxer briefs for ladies
just make underwear that are just like boxer briefs but without the bulgy package area in front for fuck’s sake
you don’t need to make them shiny or lacy just make them comfy and streamlined without awkward seams and maybe in some basic colours that aren’t white or that awful “flesh tone” colour
I would wear the shit out of these.